Funny ski masks · 6 styles
GEEZER GEAR™ OLD FACE SKI MASK
Style: The Mustache
Bundle & save · mix & match any looks
What's included
One full-face ski mask in the style you pick. Old faces are a stretch printed balaclava. Food styles (Burger, Fries, Popcorn Chicken) are chunky knit. All cover head, face and neck.
How to wear it
Pull it over your head, line up the eye opening, and tuck the neck part into your jacket. Add goggles or sunglasses on top. That's it.
Size & fit
One size fits most adults. The stretch fabric fits snugly under a helmet or beanie.
Shipping & returns
You'll see the delivery estimate at checkout. Not happy? Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right.
What it is
A warm ski mask with a very old face.
GEEZER GEAR™ makes warm full-face ski masks with ridiculous faces: realistic old men, or chunky knit burgers, fries and popcorn chicken.
From across the slope? It looks like a grandpa is shredding the slope.
Up close? The wrinkles, the teeth, the mustache. It gets even funnier.
Same you. Sixty years older.
Takes seconds to put on. Takes everyone else a little longer to process.
🥸 The Mustache
👴 Old TimerThe best part? Other people.
The double take
Someone on the lift notices your face.
The confusion
They look again. That grandpa is doing a backflip?
The reveal
You pull it off. Everyone loses it. Photos follow.
Why people love it
A warm ski mask that makes every winter day funnier.
Actually warm
Stretchy, breathable fabric covers your head, face and neck on cold runs.
Goggle-friendly
Wide eye opening fits ski goggles and sunglasses. Fits under a helmet too.
The perfect gag gift
Mix old faces and food faces for your crew. Group photos will never be the same.
Questions? We've got you.
Is it a real ski mask?
Yes. It's a full-face balaclava you can wear skiing, snowboarding, on winter runs, or at a party.
Does it fit over goggles or under a helmet?
Yes. The wide eye opening fits ski goggles and sunglasses, and the thin stretch fabric fits under a helmet.
How do I wash it?
Hand wash in cold water and let it air dry. Don't bleach or tumble dry. Knit food styles keep their shape best when dried flat.
How long is shipping?
It depends on your location. You'll see the most accurate estimate at checkout.
What if I don't love it?
Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right.
